Things don’t go wrong and break your heart so you can become bitter and give up. They happen to break you down and build you up so you can be all that you were intended to be.
Charles Jones, Life is Tremendous  (via youlooklikesomethingblooming)


make me choose500trampolines asked Marshall and Lily or Jim and Pam

Did I ever tell you why I left Scranton?


Yeah, I didn’t think I had. Well, it was all about Pam. Yeah, I mean, she was with Roy, and I just couldn’t take it. I mean, I lost it, Dwight. I couldn’t sleep. I couldn’t concentrate on anything. And weird stuff… like, food had no taste. So my solution was to move away. It was awful. It is something that I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy. And that includes you.

Jim Halpert, The Office

So do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will take care of itself. -Matthew 6:34


yeah clowns and heights are scary and all but have u ever clogged your friends toilet